Forum - Why men are never depressed?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect
from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be President. You
can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt
to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water
park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world
is your urinal. You never have to drive to another
gas station restroom because this one is just too
icky. You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never
stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires
only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You
get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he
or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three
pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never
have strap problems in public. You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face
and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and
one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You
can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You
have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes..

No wonder men are happier.

Replies for Why men are never depressed?

Ha ha ha, this is a good one
Kumar on Mon, May 19, 2008